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[Andymeets1880s]

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ohhhh mercy! *drying tears from eyes* That belongs on the all time unbelievable list!!!!! 

[Andymeets1880s]

31. "Ohhhh no! You're not getting me on THAT thing!"

32. "Why didnt you go when we were by the bathrooms?!"

33. "Let me just grab my wallet here. I....uh,....uh oh."

[Andymeets1880s]

34. "Ohhhhhh...my feet are killin' me!"

35. "Billy, get your finger away from there! Yes, it's a real doggy!"

36. "Honey, stop crying. We'll be back tomorrow!"

37. "Mmm, hmm, so this is the same cave from a few years ago?"

38. "Nobody's buying that you met Jed and Elly May! You weren't even born yet!"

39. "Don't give me that! I saw you wink at that saloon girl!"

40. "Matt, that's awful! Dont fan the air when you come out of the men's room yelling "Fire In The Hole!"

[Junior]

1) Funnel Cake...I need another one.
2) Yikes, that weird looking guy with a yardstick was measuring me for a what?
3) I haven't had this much fun since the last time I was here.
4) That guy over there reminds me of someone I know back home except he doesn't look anything like him. ()
5) I spent time in "the joint" don't want to see any prisoners in a flooded mine.
6) Steam train travel is my only way of travel...I went to Australia by rail once. ()
7) Funnel Cake...I need another one.
Those "wild women' at the saloon won't even give me the time of day!
9) I could have swore some old man was lookin' at me from that second floor window at the mansion!
10) I need another funnel cake! NOW!

[Andymeets1880s]

"Ok sir, we have your wife with us, everything will be ok! Just put the funnel cake down, slowly back away from it and show us your hands! Sir! Do not take another bite!"

Little over the top but....then again....

[How-doFolks]

I recall 2 incidents when i got the same line, they said -- "ewww, big spender, must be a city slicker.." Got that response from a saloon girl once, & one of the train robbers.