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[Andymeets1880s]

Well......ya' just knew it was comin', didnt ya'?!

Top Ten Rejected Christmas Events at SDC!

10. Bobcat Goldthwait reads "Twas the Night Before Christmas" ("AAAAAAAAAh, ummmmm....ACK! The stockings were hung ummmm *snort* ACCCCKKKKK! ummm...the stocking were hung AAAAAAAAAH BY THE CHIMNEY WITH FREAKIN' CARE! Ahhhhhh *snort*)

9. Rudolph's Reindeer Pie Tossin'

8. A Star Wars Christmas! (Anyone remember that debacle?!)

7. The Old Man's Cussin' Contest (sponsored by the hit movie "A Christmas Story")

6. Tacky Trailer Trash Christmas Tree Decorating contest

5. The Beergut Barbershop Quartet burping your favorite holiday classics!

4. Kevin McAlister yelling contest (sponsored by the hit movie "Home Alone")

3. Santa Ozzy! That's right, kids...sit on Santa Ozzy Osbourne's lap as he asks you what the #*$! you want for Christmas!

2. CSW Wrestling! (Christmas Story Wrestling!) BE THERE when the tag team of Ralphie and Randy COLLIDE with the team of Scott Farkus and his little toady, Grover Gill in a First Blood match!!!!!! This promises to WRECK the Halls and provide the Season's BEATINGS!

And the number one Rejected Christmas Event at SDC!......

1. A Family Christmas with Jerry Springer! With special guests, Steve Wilkos and Maury Povich!


I sincerely hope I didnt offend anyone. If I did, I apologize up front. I hope you took all of it in good fun!

[Junior]

Andy, you missed a few...

* The Kill an elf pellet gun shoot
* The kick Santa in the knee relay
* Punch a rude mall clerk in the nose event
* The Pee Wee Herman Theater: Santa's Big Adventure in Branson
* The barefoot 5K over broken Christmas lights

[Duelist]

The Christmas show at the Saloon: The Lady Ga-Ga-Ga Follies.

[Makayna]

Elf bowling... anyone ever play this game?!   If Santa didn't hit them all down, they would give Santa the finger, or moon him or say all kinds of "yuletide greetings" to the old man!

Santa'a Sexy Elves Mud Wresling Contest... the ho ho ho down!

Christmas Cookie Eating Contest.. first one to puke wins!

Snow Eating Contest... stay away from the yellow snow though! 

Cardiac Hill sledding (inspired by Nate and his Cardiac Hill ideas)

[Ozark Outlaw]

Not my best work, but here is my humble late night attempt.

1. An Out-of-Time Christmas
2. A Dickens Christmas Karaoke
3. Frosty the Sunscreen Man
4. The American Icicle Plunge
5. Pay the Light Bill Before Entering Festival
6. Watch Santa Dance in Suspenders, and a Speedo
7. Tinker to Put Tinker Back Together Day
8. Grab Your Presents from the Top of the Christmas Palm Tree
9. Endless Free Caffeinated Hot Coco for Kids
10. The Oompa Loompa Elf Saloon Show!

[History Buff]

All current attractions will be open, but they will not be the same:

The Flooded Mine has iced over, and prisoners must now ice skate to survive.

Chestnuts roasting on an open Fire-in-the-Hole - riders must grab individual chestnuts (whatever those are) from the friendly Bald Knobbers.

Package Drop - every night at 9:00, mischievous elves will drop prizes from the defunct Waterboggan tower.  Purchase your ticket to the area early to receive "catching privileges".

Teacups will be filled with hot cocoa for your comfort.

Flying Pachyderms will be fitted with antlers.

The Wildfire ski-lift will now be connected with our new "Fresh Powder" Keg ski run.

Enjoy our brand new show for the season:  "The Little Jimmy Dickens Christmas Carol".

For a small upcharge, you too may drink sweaty sock cocoa on top of the train with a hobo (just like in the Polar Express).

Shop in the new "Hollow Christmas" - our answer to the poor economy!

[shavethewhales]

The Flooded Mine has iced over, and prisoners must now ice skate to survive.

LOL, they should do a whole ice show based on this!

[History Buff]

The "Candy Mine" concept was one of the best ways to incorporate this ride into the season.  It was enchanting.

[sanddunerider]

ozark and history,  good job!  funny!