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[Andymeets1880s]

I cant believe I missed this subject! 

Here we go...the Top 10 New Branson Theaters for 2011!

10. The SHEBANG! Theater starring William Hung (crowd demand after his SDC appearance)

9. The NEW Wayne Newton Bankruptcy Theater

8. The Andy Griffith Show Theater w/ music, songs and skits straight from the scripts of TAGS! (Actually.....this isnt a bad idea!)

7. The Smothers Brothers Screw CBS Theater (NOW they'll get their opinions heard!)

6. RuPaul LIVE! Featuring 92 costume changes in ONE show!

5. The Roseanne Theater! (Come hear her one woman stand-up show covering ummm....you know, like...umm...life and umm marriage and crap about men and ummm....ya' know....stuff!)

4. The Jim Carrey Theater (Hours and hours......yeesh!....of the same rubbery faced characters you have seen him do over and over on TV and the big screen!)

3. The Rat Pack Theater starring Shirley McClaine (Come and witness the spectacle of Shirley channeling Frank, Dean, Sammy, Peter and Joey!)

2. The Impressionists Theater (See the greatest impressionists of impressionists! See Joe Schmoe doing Rich Little doing Johnny Carson! See Bob Anyman doing Fred Travelena doing Ronald Reagan!)

And the Number One New Branson Theater in 2011.......

Gwenyth Paltrow's Stompin', Clappin, Good Ol' Country Theater! (Yep....they're milkin' this thing for all it's worth!)

[okiebluegrass]

Man!  those were kinda painful.

[Junior]

LOL!!!

[Parson B Ready]

You forgot Nelly's Hip Hop on the Strip theater.   

[sanddunerider]

good job andy!  I"m not even going to try that one.!>

[KBCraig]

You forgot Nelly's Hip Hop on the Strip theater.   

Featuring Tim McGraw.