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[Andymeets1880s]

As I was reading about the "holiday" version of the Flooded Mine, it got me to thinking......hmmm.....a top ten list in this somewhere? So...here goes....

Top Ten Ways "Flooded Mine" is turned "Holiday"


10. The convicts cleaning up all of Santa's strewn out liquor bottles

9. The Flooded Egg Nog Mine! Nog spewing from EVERYwhere!

8.  Hey! Are those the rocks falling again?!....No..wait....they're fruitcakes.

7. The convicts aren't trying to bail out the mine. They're all holding merchandise with price tags! (Talk about selling out!)

6. The boats are all replaced with sled shaped boats

5. EVERY convict is ringing a bell! None of them are in sync!

4. The convicts are replaced with little elf convicts!

3. The outside of the mine is sprayed solid snow white. You know....for effect!

2. The guns are replaced with priceing guns. So when you see that special gift the convict is holding, just aim and shoot and the price will light up!!!!

And the number one way to turn the Flooded Mine "holiday"......

1. The convicts are scooping up the droppings that Rudolph and the other eight reindeer have left behind!

[Junior]

  LOL!

[sanddunerider]

WOW!!!       Funnny

[Ozark Outlaw]

Okay, here is my humble attempt.

1. The convicts mine for peppermint.
2. Instead of white, and black stripes, the convicts wear red, and green stripes.
3. All of the metal bulls eye targets are replaced with round lollipops.
4. The temperate has dropped requiring a change of name to the Frozen Mine.
5. The escaping gas canary, is replaced with a penguin.
6. The Warden creates a new set of rules called "The Jolly Red - Clause."
7. The convicts stationed at the outside boat shoot sugary gum balls from their cannon.
8. The giant spinning blade saw is converted into a high powered taffy making machine.
9. The black metal jail bars are replaced with columns of large candy canes.
10.Towards the end, the last convict shouts "I'm getting out of here, no matter what!" and blast a hole in the roof causing the endless winter wonderland of snow flakes to shower into the mine.