Top Ten things that would spoil SDC!

Andymeets1880s · September 17, 2010, 09:03:19 AM

Hi Gang! It's been quite a spell since I'd been here last. I missed y'all and wish I could have come around more. I havent went to Arkansas yet, but just doing things that have kept me away for a bit. Hopefully, I will be back like I used to be! I was sitting here reading about your worst SDC experiences and had another "Top" list hit me. Hope you enjoy reading it!

Top Ten things that would ruin SDC

10. New kids area: Chalk Pile! Kids can dive or jump into the new powdered chalk pool!

9. No more funnel cakes.....Period!

8. The newest character to walk around the park......the Politician! He'll walk up to your family and bore you through the pavement discussing the most trivial subjects!

7. Castor Oil Corner! A store plum packed to it's ceiling fans with the tastiest medicine known to mankind! Yum! Cures what ails ya'!

6. Being thrown against a wall and fully patted down and searched before entering the park!

5. A SDC Christmas with..........Yanni!

4. The 2011 Mud Festival! That right! The entire pavement is covered in mud! Kids can make mud pies! and the best part....Echo Hollow presents "An Ode to Mud!"

3. A Taco Bell/Pizza Hut dead smack center of the park.

2. American Plunge is changed out to something much better and faster....American Luge!

1. For the entire 2011 season.....The SDC Saloon Show performs "A Tribute to William Shatner!"

LOL!

rubedugans · September 17, 2010, 11:00:54 AM

Quote1. For the entire 2011 season.....The SDC Saloon Show performs "A Tribute to William Shatner!"

I.....Just...DON"T....See...a-problem ....with ....this....kind-of....show.

(Obviously in a Shatner-esque style)

"There's........Fire.......on-the-mountain.....and..........................lightning.....in-the-air......."
Oh whould that be ever so un-enjoyable!

Ozark Outlaw · September 17, 2010, 11:44:57 AM

Quote from: Andymeets1880s on September 17, 2010, 09:03:19 AM
8. The newest character to walk around the park......the Politician! He'll walk up to your family and bore you through the pavement discussing the most trivial subjects!

Reminds me of Buzz Killington from Family Guy!

Oh, and by the way don't take away my funnel cakes. Them, there are fightin' words.

Andymeets1880s · September 17, 2010, 12:01:46 PM

@Rubedugans

"Thank you, I'm......so happy to be at........Sil-ver....DollarCity.You're such a.........lovelycrowd.It's......good........to see you." -Shatner

LOLOL!

Junior · September 18, 2010, 12:21:17 PM

Shatner salute! Only if Leonard Nimoy guests.

KBCraig · September 18, 2010, 06:17:01 PM

Quote from: Andymeets1880s on September 17, 2010, 09:03:19 AM
6. Being thrown against a wall and fully patted down and searched before entering the park!

Naw, they don't want to imitate anything Six Flags does.

Ozark Outlaw · September 18, 2010, 10:57:33 PM

Quote from: KBCraig on September 18, 2010, 06:17:01 PM
Naw, they don't want to imitate anything Six Flags does.

You must be teasing! Silver Dollar City spent all summer long imitating Six Flags with their nighttime pop music, and Sponge Bob characters roaming around the park.

KBCraig · September 20, 2010, 01:23:20 PM

Quote from: Ozark BBQ on September 18, 2010, 10:57:33 PM
Quote from: KBCraig on September 18, 2010, 06:17:01 PM
Naw, they don't want to imitate anything Six Flags does.

You must be teasing! Silver Dollar City spent all summer long imitating Six Flags with their nighttime pop music, and Sponge Bob characters roaming around the park.

True, true... but at least they didn't have Crips Night as a special event.

MissinTheGreenTrams · September 20, 2010, 05:31:42 PM

Here is my compilation four your enjoyment!

10. If all of the foam balls in Guyser Gulch were switched to gulf balls.
9. If FITH whole were changed to Pretty Pretty Pony in The Hole.
8. Year long kids fest.
7. Instead of a robbery on the train ride, you witnessed a Justin Beiber concert.
6. The taffy shop up and left. No goodbye, nothin but wrappers left.
5. If they got rid of the church on sundays due to being politically correct.
4. Adding another pointless booth like airbrush tshirts. (which I think are multiplying like rabbits)
3. No more pork rines.
2. Harry Potter fandom week.
1. If Grandfathers Mansion became Pimp Daddys Crib.

Ozark Outlaw · September 20, 2010, 11:19:31 PM

Quote from: MissinTheGreenTrams on September 20, 2010, 05:31:42 PM
10. If all of the foam balls in Guyser Gulch were switched to gulf balls.

Gulf balls?

Swoosh · September 21, 2010, 07:18:58 AM

1. Kidsfest and the people it brings to the park

okiebluegrass · September 22, 2010, 03:30:12 PM

Don't let them mess with my music!!!!!

History Buff · September 24, 2010, 10:30:17 PM

Salute to Osama bin Laden

4-D Theater with the debut show: Hannah Montana Meets Phineas and Ferb

Culinary and Craft School: Learn to make moonshine with read hillbillies

Join us this Christmas when Woody Allen lights the Christmas Tree!

Tattooing and Body Piercing by Zeke and Beau (closed Mondays)