Top 10 Worst Ride Hosts

Parson B Ready · February 02, 2011, 01:06:58 PM

Richard Simmons greeting guests as they exit the tram. "Go, go, go, come on people move those buns."

Andymeets1880s · February 02, 2011, 01:13:08 PM

Oh yeah, there was that time they had Frank Sutton (Gomer Pyle's Sgt. Carter) doing some of the rides.

"Did you enjoy your ride? I CANT HEAAAARRRR YOOOOU! Let's go people! What are you waiting FOR! LET'S MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT!"

and....

Werner Kemplerer (Hogan's Col. Klink).

"Dissssssssssmissed!"

History Buff · February 02, 2011, 01:21:16 PM

Quote from: Parson B Ready on February 02, 2011, 01:06:58 PM
Richard Simmons greeting guests as they exit the tram. "Go, go, go, come on people move those buns."

Wouldn't he better placed in the bakery?

sanddunerider · February 02, 2011, 02:30:43 PM

there may actually be someplace else he would be better suited for...

lol

rubedugans · February 02, 2011, 04:19:14 PM

Are we thinking the Saloon, the dancing could be a lot like aerobics!

Parson B Ready · February 02, 2011, 06:51:18 PM

Quote from: History Buff on February 02, 2011, 01:21:16 PM
Quote from: Parson B Ready on February 02, 2011, 01:06:58 PM
Richard Simmons greeting guests as they exit the tram. "Go, go, go, come on people move those buns."

Wouldn't he better placed in the bakery?

I thought about that after I posted.

sanddunerider · February 02, 2011, 07:10:42 PM

actually i would hate to insult the girls at the saloon that way!

sanddunerider · February 02, 2011, 07:32:21 PM

not a bad thing, but how "The Duke" at the front gate hollering, come on in "Your Burning Daylight"!