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[Andymeets1880s]

Ok...I know you're probably sittin' there thinking "Yeah....I knew this was comin' too!" Well, thanks to Junior, the subject was presented. And so....here we go.....

Top Ten signs of the modern day at SDC

10. Flooded Mine will have a new recreational facility for the inmates. You'll see convicts running on treadmills in waist deep water and arms going under and resurfacing benchpressing weights.

9.  Three words. Dugan's....Sharper....Image! (Will someone now go to Junior's house and give him oxygen?!)

8. New TV commerical with three baggy dressed teenagers saying "Ahhh yeah! Silver Dollar City! We're all up in dat'!

7. SDC Stagecoach Stereo Store. Now you can have YOUR stagecoach thumpin and bumpin so hard, the trim will rattle right off the wagon!

6. The park adopts California lingo. Starts referring to itself as "The SDC"

5. Grandfather's mansion updated. Now it's Grandfather's Senior Rehabilitation Center

4. FITH has same name, but is now themed in Libya, Egypt, Iran, and Israel violence

3. One time Pickers performance....with JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. Hospitality House now has a greeter. It's a senior and he/she is dressed suspiciously like a greeter at a certain retail store

And the number one sign of the modern day in SDC......

(Isnt it obvious?) Silver Dollar City STARBUCKS!

[History Buff]

10 The lemonade kiosk at the exit to FM now offers prison tattooing.

9 should be Doc Harris, not Rube Dugan.

7 We can get window tinting there, too.

And furthermore...

11.  The EPA shuts down the Lost River operation for water impurity testing.

12.  PETA protests the American Plunge for its promotion of the destruction of old growth forests.

13.  Now showing at the Opera House:  Toy Story 8.

14.  Every kid in the schoolhouse gets a laptop with McGuffy 4.0.

15.  The music of Lady Gaga is pumped throughout the park after hours.

16.  All the dentists in town now offer sedation dentistry.

17.  Hannah's Frozen Custard Stand.

[Junior]

RegardingBOTH #9's listed above: JUST SHOOT ME! 

[Andymeets1880s]

History Buff, that Toy Story 8 is a riot!    That's like Rocky 19, right?! 

Junior, it's....ok.....it's only a pretend list. We'll get you some sedatives and play some soft creek sounds and you'll be oookaaay. 

[Junior]

(Sigh) Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[History Buff]

Andy, I have the tranq gun ready for Junior when you give me the go signal.

[Junior]

10) New mayor in town...Snoop Dog!
9) Street feuds replaced with demolition derbys.
The Dugan clan is back with their "space rocket to the moon" invention
7) Grandfather's Mansion replaced with Grandpa's McMansion
6) Springhouse becomes Pizza Hut.
5) SDC Jail upgraded to SDC Correctional Facility #1
4) So you don't get bored waiting in any lines...cable TV with HBO
3) At the stroller rental booth they start renting IPods with Bluegrass and Gospel music on 'em.
2) Scrap the 1880's theme, now the park is called "Six Flags over Branson"
1) Cave is turned into a wine cellar, and there are wine and cheese tastings each hour.

[okiebluegrass]

At the stroller rental booth they start renting IPods with Bluegrass and Gospel music on 'em.

And what would be wrong with that exactly? 

Just kiddin junior

[History Buff]

Graves in the Firefighter Cemetery are interred for DNA testing in a special episode of CSI:  Marmaros.

Beverly Hillbillies at SDC DVDs are replaced by Ratt Patrol:  the Lost Episodes.

[sanddunerider]

how about:
Tow truck in parking lot waiting to pull in the next broken tram!

[cocodane3]

keep going guys i dont have the talent to come up with those ingenius lists.

[How-doFolks]

Andy - i dig ya'r #8 from above.

[MissinTheGreenTrams]

name changed from silver dollar city to Spongebob Dominated Culture
The paved roads are now moving sidewalks with optional escalator on Hugos Hill
Instead of the usual garb worn, it has switched to pants on the ground and half shirts...(which would be cooler for the citizens.......)

[sanddunerider]

ALL of the citizens have a bluetooth on one ear and a microphone/2 way radio on their shirt/coat collar on the other side.

[mhguy77]

ALL of the citizens have a bluetooth on one ear and a microphone/2 way radio on their shirt/coat collar on the other side.

Several already do !!