Top Ten Alternative Lines To End FITH!

Andymeets1880s · March 29, 2011, 09:58:17 PM

Ok! You thought of the subject...I hope I can fulfill the rest of it!

Top Ten Alternative Lines to End FITH!

10. Carol Burnett's ending song, "I'm So Glad We Had This Time Together" from her TV show.

9. "Thank you for riding FITH, please remember to have your pet spayed or neutered" (with credit to Bob Barker)

8. The one line from Johnny Cash's "Ring Of Fire" song that goes "I fell in to a burning ring of fire!"

7. Sports talk show host, Jim Rome's voice saying "OUT!"

6. Comedian Dennis Miller saying "Guess what, folks? That's the ride and you are outta here!"

5. Jackie Gleason's voice prominently saying "And Away We Go!"

4. Don Knotts' voice (as Barney Fife in an episode of The Andy Griffith Show) "Alright, let's get THIS vehicle outta here!

3. Sgt. Carter's voice from "Gomer Pyle"..."Let's GO! LET'S MOOOOVE IT! MOVE IT! MOVE IT!"

2. ESPN sportscaster, Chris Berman yelling "They're goin'..back,back,back,back, GONE!

and the Number One Alternative Line to End FITH........

The "Dixie" carhorn on the General Lee from "Dukes of Hazzard!"

Hmmm.....not too sure about this one. Kinda struggled with it, but I hope you find something that tickles you!

sanddunerider · March 30, 2011, 12:53:35 AM

andy, another greta list.

I love # 8. love JC classics

# 5 would just be funny!

Junior · March 30, 2011, 04:41:31 PM

Ah, what a creative mind you have! LOL!

sanddunerider · March 30, 2011, 08:32:32 PM

moby dick! Thar she blows!, but make it THAR SHE GOES!!!

Baldknobber · March 30, 2011, 08:39:32 PM

Another great list, Andy!!!

History Buff · April 01, 2011, 06:56:16 PM

You left out the obvious:

"Geronimoooooo"

"C? See ya real soon. Y? Because we like you."

Or my favorite, "Please come forward as we stand and sing."

DollarCityBoy · April 01, 2011, 07:00:31 PM

They replace the voice in FITH with the voice from the FM
"I'm gettin outta here...........No matter what!"

sanddunerider · April 01, 2011, 08:49:49 PM

BOMBS AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

History Buff · April 01, 2011, 10:14:26 PM

"Down the hatch!"

History Buff · April 01, 2011, 11:36:27 PM

"The End"

"Onward, Christian Soldier!"

"You deserve a break today!"

"We are the Bald Knobbers, and we approve this message."

SDC#1fan · April 03, 2011, 04:03:34 PM

well right now just good ol "Fire In The Hole" would be nice!

History Buff · April 03, 2011, 04:06:17 PM

When it is restored, it should be played nice and loud, with the following revision:

"Fiiiire in th' Hooooooole!...Can ya hear me now?"

sanddunerider · April 03, 2011, 10:18:04 PM

How about- ""Fiirrrreeeee innnn the hooooooolle- just sayin!""

Joy · April 04, 2011, 01:55:31 AM

Quote from: History Buff on April 01, 2011, 06:56:16 PM
You left out the obvious:

"Geronimoooooo"

"Allons-Y!"

History Buff · April 04, 2011, 05:07:42 PM

I'm all for "Fiiiire in th' Hooooooole!...now sponsored by Tuck's medicated pads!"