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[Andymeets1880s]

87. In the garage, build line rails at front and back doors of car.

88. Build massive rocking chair for patio.

[Andymeets1880s]

89. Charge separate fees for neighborhood and family children to play on playground or swim in pool. Charge special rate for both for the "best value!"

[Andymeets1880s]

Teach the family dog to speak, fetch, roll over, play dead and jump into the kiddie pool. Refer to this as your "Stunt Dog Experience!"

[Andymeets1880s]

^^ that was number 90.

[How-doFolks]

91   2 in 1..  Make everyone who comes over wear a hillbilly hat and'a corncob pipe. Dont forget to include nametags so we can call them by their first names!

[History Buff]

92.  Print snowflakes on your driveway to keep you in the center.

[Zephon]

93.  Take pictures of your house, your kitchen, your bathroom, your bedroom, your garage, and print them out as postcards to sell to your houseguests.

94.  Have a rubber postmark stamp made that features your house and zip code, then sell stamps and let people mail their postcards from your mailbox.

[History Buff]

95.  Hire convicts to dig a water well.

96.  Make and eat a funnel cake, and call it lunch.

97.  Use lye soap in the bathtub.

[Andymeets1880s]

98. When company comes over, slip a bandana over your face and ask for everyone's coats......and watches and jewelry and money, etc.

99. Place a huge wooden family name sign on street edge of your front lawn. Sling and stick ax into top of sign with handle slightly tilted up.

[Andymeets1880s]

100. Let the kiddies swim and play and you bbq until 10. Refer to this as your Moonlight Madness

[Andymeets1880s]

Well folks, I guess it's only approproate that I got number 100 since I started the whole thing!  

[Twinsmom98]

I think you should at least have one room decorated upside down.

[Andymeets1880s]

^^^ Ok...there's number 101!

[Andymeets1880s]

102. Take black and white family pictures. Cut family out of picture. Next, cut piece of tin or aluminum same size as family. Paste family to tin or aluminum. Presto!....tintype picture!

[Andymeets1880s]

103. You start buying cups, mugs, plates, saucers and ashtrays and have your house, shed, backyard and neighborhood printed on them.

104. When you send out invitations for different family events and friendly get-togethers, you print brochures instead of actual invitations.

105. The guest room of your house becomes the "Hospitality" room.