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[Andymeets1880s]

I dont think any of us would agree that you could be at SDC too much, but I thought this could be another humorous thread!

1. Everytime the wife/girlfriend bakes a cake, you say "Icing?? Where's the powdered sugar?"

2. Everytime you water the lawn, you have the overwhelming urge to spray the kids!

3. When you go to an arena event or major sporting event, you keep wondering why the tram isnt running from the parking lot.

4. You refuse to buy pajamas until you can find them with thick black and white stripes.

5. People stare at you when you stop on 105 degree black asphalt, take a deep breath and go "Ahhh...memories!"

6. Everything you hammer in the garage is done on an anvil.

7. You ask for season passes on your birthday.....and Christmas.....and anniversary....and....

8. Whenever you change a flat tire, you always have to give the tire a spin before you remove it.

9. You ask the WalMart associate in housewares "Where are the skillets that are THIS big?" and hold your arms out to make a circle as big as a tire.

10. Your home schedule changes to mirror the same hours as SDC.

[Andymeets1880s]

11. When you show your family members your new basement family room, you have to get a group shot first.

12. You buy postcards and send them to your long distance family.......from your house!

[History Buff]

13.  You make your guests stand in a winding line to get their food or play a board game.

[Andymeets1880s]

14. When someone asks where you're from, you reply that you are a "citizen" of (your residence here).

15. You lean to one side when you walk on a complete level floor.

16. You cant stop referring to your grandparents house, apartment or trailer as the "mansion."

[Andymeets1880s]

17. You got beat up by the local bar bullies when you bellied up to a bar, looked the bartender right in the eyes and said "Sarsaparilla!" when slapping the bar with your hand!

[History Buff]

18.  You fuel your vehicle with a concoction of your own invention.

19.  You yell "Fiiiire in the Hooole" when diving off the board at the municipal pool.

[jmc75]

20. When guests come over you have them raise the right hand and then begin to deputize them

[How-doFolks]

21  You try to think of new topics to come up with while ya'r at work all day.

[Twinsmom98]

22. You sit on your front porch and wave as cars go by or yelling ugly at them.

[HollyAnn]

23.  Any time you leave somewhere you announce that you are "Gettin outa here, no matter what!"

24. You sing theme songs to your favorite rides.

25. You tell people riding in your care to please keep their arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times or they will get "bush whacked!"

26. You greet everyone with a "Howdy!"

[History Buff]

27.  You spend all day trying to picture the locations of "Where in the City?" postings.

28.  Your boss has to block SDCFans from your internet access at work.

29.  You greet your mother-in-law with "Howdy Toots!" at Thanksgiving.

(Number 23 is hilarious.)

[Joy]

My sis and I actually DO do #23

[How-doFolks]

Yip, #26 is us all the way.
We start sing'n the songs to the rides at about Springfield.

[Duelist]

30.  You walk through a house that's slanted without even thinking about something's wrong with the foundation.
31.  You see pictures changing from ordinary to terrifying and don't even think about calling an exorcist.
32.  You walk through a cemetery reading all the headstones and smile and laugh out loud.
33.  A gunfight breaks out on Main Street and you run to it instead of running from it.

[mbrownx4]

34.  You wax nostalgic at the smell of burnt popcorn.

35.  At Christmastime, you go to look at lights with the windows down and singing Christmas carols at the top of your
      lungs.